The Republic of Bolshelviks Union is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 149 million Unionians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 14.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Bolshelviks Unionian economy, worth 10.1 trillion Russoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 67,610 Russoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings, war vets look after war animals, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, and the same 149 social media bloggers always loudly and immediately agree with Leader's every word on Twitcher. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Bolshelviks Union's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bolshelviks Union is ranked 104,451^st in the world and 2,285^th in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 81.07 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.